Times Online - Comment
Read this and decide if sentences like
"Or perhaps the moment came earlier yet, when my father took me into the bowels of the Bodleian in Oxford and I inhaled, for the first time, that intoxicating mixture of vellum, paper and dust"
make you laugh, feel inspired, or just sneeze.
Just don't think about inhaling in the bowels of anything for too long.
-from Arts and Letters Daily